So It Is Written...

"This is a very appropriate for a city health department that is responsible for _______(1) in _______(2). Clearly _______ (1) are causing large numbers of premature deaths and disability," said Walter Willett, a leading US [expert] at the Harvard School of Public Health.

"_______(2) are really the primary source of _______(1) for most people, so we've calculated that this could really prevent thousands of deaths per year, just in the New York area," he said.

Here’s how you play the game. Find something that may possibly at some point contribute, however insignificantly, to a death of a person. This person/place/thing/idea MUST be something that is completely optional, i.e. you cannot choose muggings or car crashes, since people have no choice in those matters. Fill in all the blanks marked (1) with that thing. Fill in all the blanks marked (2) with a place where you can find choice (1).

After you’ve completed this madlib, I highly suggest submitting it to your city council as the leading argument for completely banning and removing (1) from society. Let’s get this 1984 thing rolling. I’ll go first:

"This is a very appropriate for a city health department that is responsible for skiing in the mountains. Clearly skiing is causing large numbers of premature deaths and disability," said Walter Willett, a leading US [expert] at the Harvard School of Public Health.

"the mountains are really the primary source of skiing for most people, so we've calculated that this could really prevent thousands of deaths per year, just in the New York area," he said.

Let’s ban skiing!!!

People piss me off. If I want crunchy french fries that may or may not have trans fat in them that may or may not one day contribute to a decline in my health, than so be it. Sure, educate me on the risks of crunchy french fries, but don’t dare make fries illegal for my protection. Screw you, new york.

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